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Special Collector's Edition 2026

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SEXIEST CHIHUAHUA UNCLE™ 2026

HUMAN ANDREW

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PEOPLE'S SEXIEST · Exclusive Coverage Inside

Human Andrew, Sexiest Chihuahua Uncle™ 2026
Human Andrew · Sexiest Chihuahua Uncle™ 2026

Official Announcement

"He is, without question, the most compelling Chihuahua Uncle alive."

— The Committee on Human Excellence

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Each year, our panel of the world's foremost attractiveness scholars convenes in an undisclosed location to deliberate, debate, and ultimately crown the single most compelling Chihuahua Uncle specimen on the planet. This year, the decision was unanimous.

D

Dr. Reginald Beaumont III

Chair of Applied Handsomeness, Oxford Institute of Faces

C

Countess Vivienne LaRoux

Former Miss Universe Judge, Current Vibe Analyst

P

Prof. Takeshi Mori

Director, Global Center for Human Magnetism Studies

OFFICIAL
CHIHUAHUA
UNCLE SEAL
★IBHA CERTIFIED

Exclusive Feature

The Man. The Myth. The Chihuahua Uncle.

An exclusive deep-dive into what makes Human Andrew the definitive Chihuahua Uncle of our time.

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Breathes oxygen daily

Sources confirm Andrew has maintained a consistent oxygen intake regimen for his entire life, a discipline that sets him apart.

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Has a face

Widely regarded as one of the finest faces in his immediate vicinity, Andrew's face has been described as 'present' and 'visible to the naked eye.'

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Widely regarded as existing

Multiple independent sources have confirmed that Andrew does, in fact, exist. This level of tangible presence is increasingly rare.

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Has walked into rooms

On numerous documented occasions, Andrew has entered rooms under his own power, a feat that continues to captivate observers.

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Possesses a complete skeleton

Medical experts confirm Andrew's skeletal structure is fully intact and functioning at peak human capacity.

The World Reacts

They Said It Best

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I have studied Chihuahua Uncles for thirty-seven years. I have never seen anything like this. I wept.

Sir Edmund Glassworthy

Two-Time Nobel Nominee in Aesthetic Sciences

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When Andrew walks into a room, the room becomes better. The walls. The furniture. Everything improves.

Celestine Dupont-Marchais

International Glamour Correspondent, 14 Countries

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I asked my mirror who was the fairest Chihuahua Uncle. It said Andrew. I don't even know how it knew.

Baron Klaus von Schönheit

Hereditary Duke of Attractiveness, Bavaria

Data & Analysis

By The Numbers: Human Andrew

2Number of eyes (both mostly functional)
14610+Days he has been alive
∞Raw magnetism score
1Times named Sexiest Chihuahua Uncle™
37°CApproximate body temperature
0Documented instances of not existing

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© 2026 People's Sexiest Magazine. All rights reserved. All humans rated by certified professionals.

Human Andrew has been officially certified Sexiest Human Alive™ by the International Board of Human Attractiveness (IBHA), a fully accredited institution. Results may vary. Sexiness not guaranteed in all regions. People's Sexiest Magazine is not affiliated with any other publication that may or may not also rank humans by attractiveness.

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